You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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