it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I want a musical about memes.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
