is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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