Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
