It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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