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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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