Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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