very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't think brook has ever known best
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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