My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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