I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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