she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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