Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
how does that bad decision feel?
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