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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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