You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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