IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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