sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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