I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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