dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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