you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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