Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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