Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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