didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We were destined to go to rehab together
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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