let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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