So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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