I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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