i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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