Your mouth is God's brothel.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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