Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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