They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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