Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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