Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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