Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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