I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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