But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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