If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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