Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You smell like stripper and shame
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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