You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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