the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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