You work out of a Hotel?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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