i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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