i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
