hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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