How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize