guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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