I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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