Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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