all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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