Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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