I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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