On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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