We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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