You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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