did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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