Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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