Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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