David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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