My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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