Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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