Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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